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| Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 | | 9:54 am |
At the Office
To the Blog, HEEFY says hellos. So, yesterday there was snow, which is good for runlikeamaniac--one of the GOOD DOG's most favorite things. So it was in the morning, when the pack does walk-the-guy-to-work, which is procedure, which is trinsically GOOD. As everyone knows. But, when we got to the building where the Guy goes in and says, "Heefy, guard the Liebling," and the Liebling and the GOOD DOG go to hunt for squirrels... the Blog won't believe it, we didn't. Instead of hunt for squirrels on the way back to home, we went into the office and waited. And waited. And waited. Like this:  And like this:  And even like this:  It made none sense. But that's what we did. That's all Heefy has to say. Heefy hopes everyone is being good. ruff | | Friday, October 20th, 2006 | | 5:46 pm |
Names and nalysis
Heefy wants to ask the GOOD BLOG what does it mean. Here are the NAMES that the PACK calls Heefy sometimes: The guy: Stinknose, Stinky The Liebling: Squeaker Here are the NAMES that other people call Heefy: Guy's Colleague: Magnificent Animal Student: Adorable Other Collegue: The Famous Dog The Joyce: Perfect [edit] Dogologist: Wonderful So--what does it mean? | | Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 | | 8:55 pm |
Some Good Things
Hello everyone on the blog, which Heefy, still known as THE GOOD DOG, but sometimes called by names like STINKNOSE, for no reason, wants to tell the blog about some good things. These good things are these GOOD THINGS: Which, the first thing is this: the GUY has got a job in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, which means there will be interesting things to sniff and the MAGIC DOG FOOD BAG will stay full, which is good, as everyone knows. Which, the second thing is this: when the GUY and the LIEBLING treachery the GOOD DOG, and leave him places, they now leave him at Scott's, where there are CATS, and where there are also MONSTERS. Heefy always knew that there were MONSTERS, because he is VIGILANT, by definition, because he is the GOOD dog. So, one night at Scott's, when Heefy was being VIGILANT, as always, a MONSTER came in through the cat door and Heefy was ON DUTY and chased it, and it ran up a ladder and into the rafters. And Heefy said: ALERT, ALERT, ALERT, it's a MONSTER. [Editor's note, monster = raccoon.] But Scott, who is very brave, told Heefy to go back to sleep, but Heefy didn't. Heefy was good and laid down, but watched the MONSTER until it left. So, just like Heefy always told the GUY and the Liebling, you have to be vigilant, 'cause there are MONSTERS. Which, the third thing is this: the weather is getting nicer so the GOOD DOG is taked with more often now, which he approves off, 'cause it is unambiguously good, which everyone knows. Which, the fourth thing is this: since it is MOVING again, which is BAD, 'cause it means stuff will be MOVED--and the GOOD DOG does not like stuff that moves, 'specially LUGGAGE, wich is DANGEROUS--and so the LIEBLING is putting stuff on her blog. These are GOOD things, and everyone should go look, but they are not the best things that have Heefy in them. http://angiereedgarner.livejournal.com/So, which is that the GOOD DOG has said everything now. ruff | | Thursday, March 24th, 2005 | | 6:59 pm |
The Rematch
Hello everyone on the blog, This is Heefy, the GOOD DOG, who has not written in a while, but now has something to talk about. It was today, which was earlier than now, and the Guy came home from the building where he teaches monkeyology. And the GOOD DOG had not been out for the very important afternoon walk, because the Liebling is very busy with the art because of the show--which everyone should come here to see. But, anyway, when the Guy came home, the Liebling askeded him to take the GOOD DOG out, to the Good Park, and so the Guy put Heefy on the leash and we went out. Then there was BUBBA. As everyone who reads Heefy's blog knows, BUBBA is very bad, and he is a PITBULL, though some people say he is something else, Heefy says PITBULL. And Heefy was out with the Guy, onaleash, because it is the town and the GOOD DOG has to be civilized, so he is always onaleash, even though he doesn't like it. But BUBBA was not. Again. He charged over from behind the building next door and jumped on HEEFY, who was very scared, and started to bite, bite, bite... Then the Guy jumped in with his steeltoes shoes and started to kick BUBBA, which was very smart, and Heefy thought BUBBA might try to bite the Guy, so Heefy jumped up and started to get BUBBA good. Then the Guy started to pull Heefy away and BUBBA got back up and charged AGAIN, and the Guy kicked him again, and Heefy got him again, and finally BUBBA's person came over and grabbed BUBBA, and the Guy was not very happy and told BUBBA's person that he was a BAD DOG OWNER and the Liebling came out and told him again and the Guy took Heefy in, which was hard, because the Liebling was still out there with the dangerous BUBBA and Heefy still had to go to the park, where he had not gone because of BUBBA. So, finally, the Liebling came back and took Heefy to the Park, which was good, but the Guy did not come, because he was putting ice on his. BUBBA did not bite the Guy, but the 'stender leash got his hand pretty good-- but BUBBA cannot be trusted and Heefy will always keep his eye out for him. And that's what happened. ruff. | | Sunday, January 23rd, 2005 | | 4:27 pm |
The Great Pitbull Attack
Hello everyone on the blog, that includes Heefy's friends and other people too, meaning the ones who Heefy does not know and the person who keeps the pitbull who does maintenance for the next door building (you know who you are), whom Heefy does not like at all. So, there is snow, which is very good, as everyone knows, because it is over a foot deep, which when you jump in the middle of it and push your nose down into the cold power, is almost like schwimmin. And since there is the good snow, and it is cold, the monkey's have not been taking Heefy--aka the GOOD DOG--for enough walks at all. Which is almost none, because it if is less than 3 miles, it does not count. But today, when the Liebling was on the phone, the Guy took the GOOD DOG out to the park at the corner, and Heefy ran like a maniac on the 'stender leash, which he does not like, but it is better than the short leash, and Heefy can't be offaleash inatown. And we had 'ventures. First, after run like a maniac, was an old man with a cane who fell down in the street and couldn't get back up, and the guy wanted to help, so he told Heefy to stay by the lamppost with his leash, which was not needful, 'cause Heefy wanted to help too. But then the Guy helped the old man up and came back and got the GOOD DOG, and we headed home to the BOP. Except on the way, the Guy saw way far away the big pitbull who lives in the truck of the maintenance man for the building next door, which is where they have eye doctors. The man was shoveling snow, and the Guy couldn't tell if he was onaleash or off, that is, the pitbull, not the maintenance man. So, we went way, way around the whole block to come to the BOP from the other direction, which was good, 'cause it was more schimmin through the deep snow like a maniac and get-the-leash, which are good games, almost as good as chase the ball. Except then we crossed the street and came from behind the 5-foot high piles of snow, and the pitbull saw us. The Guy was going to take us inside quickly, but the pitbull CHARGED. It came flying over to attack from half-way to the park, and the Guy loosened the leash and the stupid man called at his charging pitbull, uh-huh. Heefy was standing there and the pitbull attacked him with its mean teeth and Heefy defended himself, and the Guy tried to help by kicking the pitbull, which was hard enough to lift it off the ground, which was very good, and it stopped fighting and the Guy pulled Heefy back, and the stupid monkey from next door came over and said, "Oh, he never did that before." Uh-huh. And the that monkey finally dragged the pitbull away and the Guy took us inside, except I forgot to say that the Liebling heard this from upstairs, 'cause we were right outside. And we came in and the Guy and the Liebling checked to see if the GOOD DOG was bleeding, which he wasn't, but he has bruises and hair pulled out and swelling on his shoulder. Then they fed Heefy rice with his kibbles, which is pretty good. So, that's all of the adventures for today. ruff | | Saturday, December 4th, 2004 | | 7:37 am |
Treachery!
Yes, hello, it is Heefy, aka the GOOD DOG, who has not been here to the blog since the last time he was here. He is here to tell the blog about TREACHERY. As everyone knows, the pack lives at the BOP now, which is in cheeseland, where the Guy is a doctor of monkeyology and the Liebling does paintings, which are very good. But, and the blog, the GOOD BLOG, where Heefy has many friends, will not believe it: in cheeseland the Pack goes for a walk, and then when we all come back, the monkies use their 'posable thumbs to open the door and trick Heefy into going inside-- THEN THEY SLAM THE DOOR SHUT SO THE GOOD DOG IS TRAPPED. TREACHERY! The GOOD DOG suspects it that they go to a coffee shop, where there are waitresses, who are Heefy's favorite kind of monkey-person, 'cause they give Heefy things. And today, the GOOD DOG has not been for a walk yet, and thinks the Pack is going to Chicagos, but does not know if he is going with the pack. So, hello to everyone on the blog. ruff | | Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 | | 5:13 am |
banished
Last night, the blog will not believe it, but the GOOD DOG was banished from the pack sleeping den, TROUT ["thrown out," ed.] into the the hallway with the door closed, for no reason. [= waking the pack up with increasingly obnoxious noises and behaviors, ed.] But, there was a good part, and that was schwimmin, which was earlier in the day, down at the good TURTLE CREEK, which is a new NATURE PRESERVE, which Heefy liked. ruff. | | Tuesday, August 17th, 2004 | | 8:27 am |
Adapting
There are many new things here, but the GOOD DOG is learning to live at the BOP apartment, even though there are noises, and the Guy keeps doing constructions (which are bad), and moving stuff around (which everyone already knows is very BAD). This morning Heefy is waiting very patiently for a walk, which is hard, 'cause patience is hard, as everyone knows. ruff. | | Saturday, August 14th, 2004 | | 10:42 pm |
Hard Times
The GOOD DOG had a good walk today, but the Monkeys were mad at him for no reason, just 'cause he was too close to the stupid road when he was off-the-leash. But the main bad thing is that the BOP apartment is not settled down, 'cause the guy is building stuff like a maniac and there are still boxes EVERYWHERE and the Monkeys keep moving stuff. As everyone knows, things that move are BAD. Also, Heefy suspects that the Monkeys went out and ate Pizza, which as everyone knows is a type of cheese sandwich, without the GOOD DOG. Heefy does not think the blog will believe it. There was one very good thing though. Heefy went schwimmin. It was in a crick, called Turtle Creek, but the GOOD DOG was on-a-leash, when he was schwimmin, which was strange, but the Liebling had the leash and thought the GOOD DOG would run off someplace where he shouldn't. Good night to the blog. ruff. | | Thursday, August 12th, 2004 | | 6:29 pm |
Bunnies & Noises
Here in Bopland, where the GOOD DOG now lives with the Pack, there are many BUNNIES, which is good, though Heefy has caught none yet, 'cause he is onaleash. Except, yesterday, we went to the OTHER NATURE PRESERVE. Yes, the blog will not believe it, but there is a different NATURE PRESERVE, and it is new, and it is very good. The GOOD DOG even got to chase the ball, but he didn't go schwimmin, 'cause the monkeys didn't want Heefy to get wet, which, as everyone knows, is silly. Getting wet is very good. It's still hard to sleep at night, 'cause there are lots of noises that Heefy doesn't know about, and they could be zombies, or squirrels, or worse--other dogs trying to steal Heefy's food. The noises, mostly, come from the down-the-stairs place, which is called BOP, so we live above the BOP, and at the BOP, there is a thing called a JUKE BOX, which makes noises. Heefy does not mind noises, and the JUKE BOX is not a bad thing when the Pack is at the BOP, and Heefy can see and smell the JUKE BOX thing. But when the GOOD DOG is up-the-stairs, at the BOP apartment where we live, it is strange, especially if there are people talking. The monkeys say they can hardly hear anything from the BOP, but as the GOOD DOG reminded them, Heefy has GENORMOUS EARS, that can hear very good. But, Heefy had two walks yesterday, plus throw the ball, so life is pretty good. All he needs now is a cheese sandwich. ruff. | | Monday, August 9th, 2004 | | 9:25 pm |
At the BOP
It was driving to the BOP, which is a long drive from Shermany, where we used to live until the day before yesterday, but now we live here. We came and Will came with us and helped to move BOXES up the stairs. That took a long time. There are BUNNIES here, which is good, but Heefy has not got any yet, 'cause he is ON-A-LEASH, and we went down to the BOP, which is a bar downstairs from where we live, and the Guy had a beer and the Liebling had wine, and the GOOD DOG got nothing. But then the Guy made bread, and baked it downstairs, 'cause the oven isn't working yet, and Heefy had some, which is like a cheese sandwich without the cheese, but with olive oil instead, which was good. Heefy has not had enough walks, 'cause the monkeys say they are tired. ruff. | | Friday, August 6th, 2004 | | 8:45 am |
Movin'
Heefy, as everyone who reads this blog knows, does not like stuff that moves. Stuff that moves means big things that are supposed to stand still, like chairs and couches and desks and tables and suitcases and art cabinet thingees and other monkey things. So, since the GOOD DOG does not like stuff that moves, it is true that MOVING is BAD. When you MOVE, everything moves. We are moving. Heefy suspected it 'cause we did strange things. Like when we drove someplace far away that was not Chicagos. And then we went and slept at the BOP, where the pack did PAINT THE FLOOR, which Heefy has decided is even more boring than reading, and the Guy got mad at the GOOD DOG for no reason, even though the GOOD DOG slipped and almost fell on the painted floor rushing to protect the Liebling from someone who was coming across the roof. That person looked like a zombie, which Heefy doesn't like--zombie's are BAD--but it was really the Guy. Heefy was very brave but the Guy got mad. And the GOOD DOG had latex paint on his paws. Then we came back to Shermany, but the Guy has been putting everything in boxes, like books and candles and books and art supplies, and books, and clothes, and books, and papers and books. The Guy and the Liebling have a lot of books. They read a lot. And now there is almost nothing left. So Heefy thinks it is very close to Moving. Heefy hopes they have CHEESE SANDWICHES and SCHWIMMIN where we move to. ruff. | | Friday, July 30th, 2004 | | 11:35 am |
All-Night Strange Events
Last night it was very NEW, 'cause the GOOD DOG went with his whole pack, that is, the Guy, the Liebling, plus even Will, down to the downtown where the Studio-Gallery Place is. But, it was not like other times, when Heefy was Gallery Dog 'cause we stayed all night. That's right, it was all night, 'cause of a MOVIE, which is like READING, and the GOOD DOG could not sleep, 'cause it was exciting. There were lots of monkeys outside, and some even came into the Gallery. And there were lights, and Heefy had lots of admirers, and was very GOOD, which goes without saying, and had CRACKERS. But none cheese. None. And then there was a little black dog, but not too little, who was a puppy named CD. Heefy growled at the puppy through the front glass, but then the Liebling took the GOOD DOG out to meet him, and he was good. (Editor's note, CD is Orlando Bloom's 7 month old lab-mix who was a stray in Morocco where Bloom rescued him during the filming of Troy.) The puppy's person admired HEEFY and told the Guy that Heefy was a "beautiful dog" after Heefy sniffed the puppy. The Guy said that CD's person is really an ELF. Then other peoples came into the Gallery, even some with an BIG light that bugs liked, and they admired Heefy. And later a little blond vampire who the Guy said was Spiderman's girlfriend came into the Galleries and scratched the GOOD DOG's ears and made happy monkey noises and wanted to play with the GOOD DOG, as is only right, but she had to WORK. WORK, Heefy tried to explain, is VERY BAD. (Editor's note: Kirsten Dunst). Here are some GOOD pictures.       ruff | | Friday, July 23rd, 2004 | | 7:32 am |
| | Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 | | 6:14 pm |
travels and cheese sandwiches
Yes, we went somewhere, which was not the NATURE PRESERVE, except we went there first, but the GOOD DOG did not run like a maniac and CHASE THE BALL, 'cause it was EXERCISE. For the monkeys. Then we were in the car, and we went someplace. The place we went was Chicagos, where Heefy has been before, 'cause he lived there. But, we did not go to our apartment by HUMBOLDT PARK, which is like the NATURE PRESERVE, and we didn't stay. We went to see Leon and Maryann and went to a place which had wait-staff, who are good, and one gave the GOOD DOG water. But we didn't stay. Instead we went to another place, which was NEW, and stayed in a place which smelled like smoke and gave the GOOD DOG allergies, but we also walked by a river for a long time, which was good, and Heefy had a cheese sandwich with the Guy. So, now we are BOPSTERS, 'cause we are going to live in a new place which is a BOP, which Heefy can't explain. ruff. | | Tuesday, July 13th, 2004 | | 5:53 pm |
Stipulations
Heefy--aka the GOOD DOG--wants it stipulated (that means paid attention to) that it is HOT. This is BAD. The GOOD DOG did not get to go schwimmin today, even though it is HOT, 'cause there was constructions. Constructions are BAD. The GOOD DOG has been sleeping close to the air conditioning ducts most of the day, which is boring, but necessary. Heefy hopes everyone understands and goes schwimmin. ruff | | Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 | | 8:13 pm |
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A GOOD THING, GO LOOK
The Liebling, who is one of my pack-monkeys, made a good art thing, that Heefy approves of, 'cause it is handsome, especially the lower left hand section part, where there is a Sherman, who looks like Heefy, 'cause Heefy was the 'spiration. Everyone should look at this good thing, 'cause, um, it's good. ruff. | | 9:21 am |
Exploding Heads
Um, this is so that everyone, especially my pack, will know and believe that if a GOOD DOG, a good Sherman [editor's note: German Shepherd], does not get a walk first thing in the morning, then his HEAD COULD EXPLODE. Everyone on the blog should link their blogs and webpages to this good entry, so that google will know that it is important. Then everyone will be able to come here, to a reliable source, about exploding Sherman heads. ruff! | | Monday, July 5th, 2004 | | 5:40 pm |
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